rebuy:

strangers who are nice on the phone or smile at you in the street make me so happy

darnni:

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

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spiritdick:

I want to know why

spiritdick:

I want to know why

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

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taylor-sea:

*leans against wall*

*sips a capri sun*

hey

taggedrne:

taggedrne:

when ur iphone charger starts wearing a turtleneck u know the end is coming

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Katy Perry’s response after being asked to sign a picture of a Grammy Award (Katy doesn’t have any Grammy’s and it’s part of an ongoing joke other fan bases use against her)

im-barack-obama:

and i approve this text post